Well, today is election day in Australia. A time to really think about the future of this country – and your fellow man. There are only two types of people voting Liberal at this election:

• The stupid
• Those who care about no one other than themselves

Let’s just hope that the Australian public have woken up to the lies and deceipt this time around. It isn’t all about what you can personally get out of the next government people!

To help you with your decision, I thought I’d quote from the genius of Arcadia’s Election Day:

Wild kind of look to the day
Opening eyes impale neon flickers
She moon, she turning away
The city’s her slave but he’s cheating his mistress

She’s moody and grey
She’s mean and she’s restless

(So restless, so restless indeed)

All over you as they say
Rumours or rivals yell at the strike force
Hi guys, by the way
Are you aware you’re being illegal?
It’s making your savior behaviour look evil

‘Scuse my timing but say
How d’you fit in with this flim, flam and judy

Maximum big suprise
Your smile is something new

I pull my shirt off and pray
We’re sacred and bound to suffer the heatwave
Pull my shirt off and pray
We’re coming up on re-election day

Thank you.