After 10 long years of boring television viewers to tears, Rove has decided to call it quits. Rove has always enjoyed inflicting his predictable and repetitious attempted humour on the general public. In fact he’s thrived on it. It  has never been about the ratings, the money, or the fame – it has always been about sadism. Ratings are down and the mood on the street has never been better.  Have you noticed a random stranger smile at you while passing in the street? Good chance it’s due to Rove leaving the airwaves.

So what’s next for Rove? Some say a permanent radio gig. Others say he’s working on the 4th phase of the road map for peace in the middle east. We’ll just have to wait and see.