A new t-shirt that just hit the local Chinese markets has put the China-U.S relations at breaking point. The t-shirt depicts US President Barack Obama as Mao Zedong dressed in a military uniform. China is so concerned that the t-shirt will offend Obama they’ve decided to send a complimentary container ship filled with watermelons and fried chicken. Obama has welcomed the gifts which he has used to help kick start his Windows 7 party at the White house. Obama said “This represents a new chapter for the US and China, I also like the bigger icons, Windows 7 really is rising“.

Obama is currently in Japan to discuss regional security concerns. He is also requesting additional support to halt the production of the “Kung Fu kid” after previous attempts to stop Will Smith have failed.