I thought I’d take lots of random (and generally short) thoughts, and put them into one big post. Something to offend everyone. So here we go.
Cosplay is for losers. “Norms” aren’t freaked out by you – they are laughing at you.
There are only two situations where cosplay is acceptable:
- At fancy dress parties
- In the bedroom (if you are into that sort of thing)
Get full time jobs and stop hanging out at every convention in Jeff’s Shed.
Windows 7 is the best Windows ever
This article is my best article ever. If you’ve read my other articles, you know that means very little.
Lolita fashion is sick.
I’m not talking about a grown woman looking cute in some shirt, or even with pigtails. I’m talking full on shirley temple style outfits and wigs. If you like this stuff you are a pedophile.
They say there is someone for everyone
I want to introduce Gym Boy (the guy in my gym who uses the equipment until sweaty, then jumps straight into the pool without washing) to Gym Girl (the girl in my gym who uses the equipment until sweaty, for twice as long as the rules state you can use a single piece of equipment, and then leaves without towelling off herself or the sweat she has just dripped over the equipment).
Blackface on Hey Hey
The only thing offensive in that skit was that it wasn’t funny. It was not racist. Harden the fuck up Australia.
Men should not use the word “gorgeous” except when talking to their partner, and then only sparingly. It should never be written down in anything you write. Ever.
Windows 7 is good
8 years of Windows users looking at Mac OS X and wishing they had that. Well, you’re a little closer. You still aren’t there, but maybe “near enough is good enough” for you. Of course, some of us aren’t willing to accept “good enough”.
I like to think that if I had a terminal illness, yet was still mobile, I would go on the run and kill every rapist and murderer who got off with some stupidly low sentence for their crime. Our laws suck and the gene pool needs chlorine. Fortunately I don’t have a terminal disease (I hope). And anyway, the only weapon I own is a blunt samurai sword.
Women raising their arms above their heads in public
This is never a good look, no matter what you look like. Australian Idol contestants should pay attention.
Free range eggs
If you aren’t buying free range eggs, you are an arse and I don’t want to talk to you.
This show would actually be good, if it dropped all the singing and dancing.
Electricity bills are going up
People want to fix the damage they’ve done to the earth. They want greener power. Yet they don’t want to pay for it. Why do you think we’ve been using the dirty stuff for so long – it was cheap. You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
Mac users are arrogant and smug
They have good reason to be. Suck it up.